dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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