I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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