Sry I called you an 8
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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