I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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