Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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