I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You left your phone here
Wait...
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