how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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