we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Four minutes until I can fart!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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