Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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