I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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