D3 body, D1 cock
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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