She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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