I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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