I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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