Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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