dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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