you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i've created a new STD.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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