I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
well I can't set my house on fire every night
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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