I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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