She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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