Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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