That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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