I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
