Sry I called you an 8
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I AM VODKA MAN
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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