do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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