Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
