so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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