Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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