doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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