I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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