I just cut my nipple shaving
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
