Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
