she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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