nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I touched a dick in church today
Randomize
