Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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