Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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