Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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