There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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