I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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