I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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