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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Who is this?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Who do you want it to be?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Sarah Palin

  (407): View more from Florida

  I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought

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• (516): View more from New York

  The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He was the one that got away. From my vagina.

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• (310): View more from California

  Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.

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