It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I enjoy the company of your penis
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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