Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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