PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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