Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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