It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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