Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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