I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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