we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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