Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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