i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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