Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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