did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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