This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
