Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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