erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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