My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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